azzandra:

segretecose:

honestly cain and abel aren’t even special like that’s just what having a brother is like

Yeah, but they didn’t know that yet because brothers had only just been invented.

generalgrievousdatingsim:

me: i don’t need to write this down i’ll remember it

me literally a minute later:

saddestblogger:

me: *gets settled into bed*

my bladder:

notahoe:

just another day of not being rich and famous